Gold Fish Squeeze

The act of trying to drown a goldfish.

Mafia Boss: Give him the gold fish squeeze
Mafia member: it ain’t working
Mr bubbles: Glub glub

by Mormon Nathan March 27, 2021

Gold Medal Mama

a woman who is so fat, that in order for a man to have sex with her, he has to roll her in flour to find the wet spot. this term is derived from Gold Medal brand flour.

Steve : "Man, I ain't been laid in a long time. I'd settle for a Gold Medal Mama right now."
Bill : "Ya, me too."

by JAHrules November 5, 2013

Gold digging scoundrel

A person who steals your time, money or things; a proper scumbag.

Person 1. Mate she wants to charge $50 a word for my essay!
Person 2. What a gold digging scoundrel they are!

by anonymous little rat August 23, 2022

Gold Fist Yo

straight knock you dafuq out!

here comes the gold fist yo

by BumStatusYo December 4, 2018

Gold Tier Fuckboy

A fuckboy who has a micropenis. Not only that but he has a lot of talk for a kid with the smallest known schlong in the universe.

A big disappointment to the girls who they convince to sleep with them.

Harry: Hey, you know Nick is a gold tier fuckboy right?

Vanessa: What's that?

Harry: He'll tell you he can rock your world with the biggest dick you've ever seen but in reality, he can't because it's a micropenis.

by Assholething1 July 9, 2019

gold star cornholer

Person who only has had anal sex. Can be male or female.

He's a real gold star cornholer, watch him pull out a bottle of vaseline.

by rightist June 29, 2019

Hydraulic gold miner

A partner eats a can of corn whole , no chewing the night before having sex. During sex this partner proceeds to take a dump on their other partners chest. After taking said dump partner A then stands over partner B and pisses hard all over the turd , revealing the mother load of gold/ corn!

The hydraulic gold miner is my girlfriend favorite thing to do after eating corn at the family barbecue

by That Hiking Guy July 14, 2022