god

A lie

god is not real

by A_WOMAN November 12, 2018

God

A lie.

Person 1: You know that guy who doesn’t exist?
Person 2: God?
Person 1: Yes.

by 663738284764553363728 January 2, 2019

God

A useless being that religious people believe in. It has never existed as there is no present day evidence except stupid fiction books.

At church
Priest: Who is God?
Kid: Nobody!

by Wakanda4ever June 16, 2018

God

Something that doesn’t exist

God doesn’t exist.

by LuckySandvich September 4, 2018

God

Name given to members of a conclave of invisible, level 10 space wizards who are manifest in every bit of science you don’t understand.

God helps orphaned, homeless, starving, disabled and/or diseased, human post-fetuses who help themselves.

by Wickdeed May 24, 2018

God

me

i am god

by Havingsexwithyourmomrn December 9, 2021

god

harry styles

Guy: Do you believe in god?

Girl: Yes, of course I believe in harry styles.

by hrrystyles April 7, 2022