An extension of the Houdini Shit. But not only does it leave no trace on the TP, but leaves the bowl empty.
I know I felt the poop come out, I wiped with no evidence on teh paper. When I looked in the bowl, there was nothing. I WAS VISITED BY HOUDINI'S GHOST!!
by SeaFoam2DMax July 28, 2006
Get the houdini's ghost mug.Used to express the opinion or knowledge that a statement or belief is incorrect or purely lies. Often used as a playful and polite substitute for shouting 'bullshit'.
This originates from my mothers' explanation about the smell of toast in and around her home. It turns out that her new neighbours are spreading the notion that, because the street is built overlooking a British civil war battleground, the smell of toast is a remnant of the troops cooking breakfast before the battle a few hundred years in the past. In essence, the smell is described as being 17th century civil war ghost toast.
This originates from my mothers' explanation about the smell of toast in and around her home. It turns out that her new neighbours are spreading the notion that, because the street is built overlooking a British civil war battleground, the smell of toast is a remnant of the troops cooking breakfast before the battle a few hundred years in the past. In essence, the smell is described as being 17th century civil war ghost toast.
"All birthmarks on your body are from wounds received in previous lives" stated Linda.
"I'm calling Ghost toast on that one" replied Dan
I smell ghost toast
I'm not taking one more bite of your absolute ghost toast
That's utter ghost toast
"I'm calling Ghost toast on that one" replied Dan
I smell ghost toast
I'm not taking one more bite of your absolute ghost toast
That's utter ghost toast
by EarthFromObserver February 2, 2014
Get the Ghost toast mug.A chip without a sauce or condiment, a worthless chip. Ordering an order of Nachos only to find that the cheese or condiment is not sufficient to cover the rest of the chips and thus ruining your meal
Hari told Vijay that he got a lot of "ghost chips" as a result of the sad amount of cheese in his order, thus rendering his meal inedible.
by WinkingLizard September 28, 2015
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Get the butt ghost mug.noun. An emission of gas from the anus. The gaseous entity which is released from ones ass as the last remains of food which has been consumed.
Hey man, I'm so full after that meal now I have to release a Food Ghost.
It smells really bad in here, this room must be haunted by Food Ghosts.
Sorry about the smell love, I just exorcised a Food Ghost.
It smells really bad in here, this room must be haunted by Food Ghosts.
Sorry about the smell love, I just exorcised a Food Ghost.
by Graham Harper May 22, 2007
Get the Food Ghost mug.When someone farts while seated, sealing the smell under them. Later, upon getting up, the ghost fart is released, stinking up the surrounding area.
John: "Honey, could you get me a beer?"
Mary: "Sure thing babe." <gets up>
John: "OH MY GOD, WHAT IS THAT SMELL???"
Mary: "Opps, sorry hun. I farted earlier. Must have been a ghost fart."
Mary: "Sure thing babe." <gets up>
John: "OH MY GOD, WHAT IS THAT SMELL???"
Mary: "Opps, sorry hun. I farted earlier. Must have been a ghost fart."
by SkinItBroham March 11, 2014
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