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Free Bitch Pass

When someone is looking to excuse their anti-social, rude, insane, or any other type of negative behavior, this is what you would call it. Most try to pin it on a mental disorder or some other health issue they may not actually have...such as being Bi-Polar...or something else that the victim of the Free Bitch Pass seeker has no fault in, like "That time of the month" or an unpaid bill.

Basically, this is what you seek when you don't want to take responsibility for the fact that you are a fucked up person, or are having a far-too-long session of being fucked up. When you do something to attempt to divert attention from your bad behavior and get away with being a bitch, you are looking to get a Free Bitch Pass.
1 - Jaime: "All these years, Chelsea would constantly switch from being nice to being a raging hellcat and try to blame it on being Bi-Polar. Her mom said she never was diagnosed with Bi-Polarity, she just craves attention. It's like I told you man, homegirl was lookin' for a Free Bitch Pass is all."

2 - Bill: "I don't give a fuck about what you want, get the hell out of my way! I am late for my flight!"

Mike: "What the fuck do you want, a Free Bitch Pass? Thats got jack shit to do with me and you need to get the fuck out of my face with that crybaby bullshit before you make me have to wreckstep your punk ass!"
by Riot.EXE October 8, 2009
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Free-Free

“Free-Free,” is a specific item of choice that a consumer would not purchase with their own currency; but would rather take for free.
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IGB general-“ Nigga Yk I’m coping that shit you know I fiend for that free-free!”
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FreeRee

When Freelancer gets annoyed. When something happens that is usually minor, but he gets triggered anyway.
My buddy left a game running overnight, and it inflated his game time. The FreeRee was real.
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A musical style that mixes the freedom of jazz with the rhythm of funk.
That Muruga lays down th' mean free funk. Free Funk is th' shit!
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Freeballin. When a guy goes without underwear in shorts that show his vpl (visible penis line) or his dick is visibly flopping around. It's especially common among jocks at the gym, or when playing basketball or volleyball.
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The art of free-boobing it; in other words not wearing a bra under your garments in a public setting, or in other terms pulling an anal
Damnit lana are you free-boobin it today? WE'RE IN FUCKING PUBLIC.
by AnalShhh September 7, 2009
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