Football

Woosers kicking a ball around then kissing eachother

You should not need to use the word football ever again now you know the definition.

by DrAxolotl February 06, 2021

Football

This is a famous sport played by (mostly) everyone. There are two kinds of football; rugby for American, and soccer for British. British football, or soccer, is being used more than American football, which is rugby.

What football do you play? Rugby or soccer?

by Gervy March 22, 2019

Football

A technological struggle played in almost any conditions as long as you've got a football.

"In football has hitting, clipping, spearing, blocking, piling on, late hitting, unessecary roughness and personal fouls" ~George Carlin

by Alcohol n juuls August 13, 2018

Football

Football is when you think you have appendicitis but you actually have testicular cancer so you shove you foot up your balls.

Let’s watch some football!

by joeypig1108 August 09, 2022

Football

The most Overrated sport ever

Yeah bro I play football I am so cool (not)

by sxysmartguy July 13, 2021

football

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by uwelcome July 13, 2023

football

the sport where you kick a ball and pretend to D I E when someone touches you're ear

football player 1: (touches ear)
football player 2: (drops to the ground and pretends he got ran over) AAAHHHH MY EVERYTHING!!!
football player 1: wtf?
referee: that's not a fault
football team 2 fans: WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S TOTALLY A FAULT!!!!!

by burgerking footletuce November 30, 2018