Missouri Flap Jack Surprise

When 2 or more people stuff pancakes up their asses, take pictures of it and send it to their parents
Person 1: Dude my mom got a sick Missouri Flap Jack Surprise this morning!
Person 2: Nice i gave one to my dad the other day, it was awesome!!!
by jdan916 May 16, 2011
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old hairy meat flap

My bitch left me for that old hairy meat flap
by First class krew March 28, 2008
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im flapping my wings

something that rapper nelly said so that he could se gurls get low and kick them over , obiously exposing them and makin them easier to screw
i thaugh i told u to flap ur wings woman!!!!!
by robin November 01, 2004
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pork chop piss flaps

Her pork chop piss flaps were still covered with broccoli. I'm a fucking pork chop piss flaps. I fucking love my pork chop piss flaps. I swear to Jehub that my pork chop piss flaps were on fire. I love my piss flaps.
by Jehub October 18, 2003
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irish mud flap

The act of shitting ones self while wearing tighty whities and quickly ripping them off and flapping them over the head of an unsuspecting bystander.
"Dude! I totally give that bitch Shelly an irish mud flap last week...I'm pretty sure she had to shave her head!"
by Usmc1371 November 05, 2015
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ninja attack flap jack

way of grooming a dog or sexual position. Dog: fold ears over head so they touch and put a ninja mask on him.

Sex: jump from top of pancakes and land perpendicularly on top of sexual partner. Also wearing a ninja mask.
"Here at west minstah we see Spuds with the "Ninja Attack Flap Jack."

"Baby, finish me! Do the Ninja Attack Flap Jack!"
by bill from ultimate fakebook February 19, 2004
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the essence of the meat flap can be defined in severl distinct ways.
N) meat flap- when a females asshole has been punished by mandingo too many thousand times, leaving her with that little piece of skin sagging down out of her well used orfus.

n) meat flap- (Mrs. Mooseknuckle)
a females extra extra large clit. which in many cases could easily be mistaken for a penis. can be seen in any of your run of the mill strip clubs
while on stage the well worn stripper played with her meat flap and turned around and winked (waved) at me with her other meat flap. she was the rare find of the double flapper.
by balls to tha wall July 31, 2004
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