February 2nd

National Slap Your Best Friend Day!

Josh: *slaps maria*
Maria: "Whats your problem"
Josh: "Today is February 2nd"

Maria: "and?"
Josh: "Its national slap your best friend day"

by KAWAII PANDA <3 February 1, 2022

February 2nd

National kiss your girlfriend day 🥰

“Hey babe it’s February 2nd”
“Oh yea!”
*kisses*

by SexyMilk February 1, 2022

February 2

National kiss your girlfriend day

Mia:Hey its February 2 national kiss your girlfriend day!
Ermerson: oh right!!!!

by baddiegirlerensusedtampon February 1, 2022

February 4th

National kick your friends day with the letter A in their name

Me:yo bro it’s February 4th😏
Autum: ok?

Me: u know what that means🤭😏
Autum:no what
Me: your about to find out 😁😈

by Ur mom97.com February 3, 2022

February 14

National makeout with your boyfriend/girlfriend day

Hey y/n *starts making out* what was all that? Its February 14!

by Maddie333 February 3, 2022

February 26

February 26 is the day where you give or get head

Boy: “Can you give me head?”
Girl:”Why?”
Boy:”it’s February 26 the day you give or get head.”

by fwdumbasss February 4, 2022

february 14

the day when your parents/ friends who are taken give u one pathetic piece of chocolate from their whole box they got from their s/o and u feel single asf

person: hi mum
mum: hi kiddo, oh you didnt get any presents for february 14. here have one of these chocolates your mama got for me ** hands most disgusting flavour of the pack **
person: gee thanks mum

by that gay slice of mouldy bread February 6, 2022