"Hey, why didn't Jess show up for that section meeting today?"
"She's got some PMS bloat, so she's calling in fat"
"She's got some PMS bloat, so she's calling in fat"
by tessaract November 2, 2009
Get the Calling in fatmug. by Ronald burris October 26, 2017
Get the fat zachmug. A teacher who speaks loudly and when she yell at people, the whole floor can hear what she’s saying. Don’t stay too close to her as she has smelly breath...
by Jasondepro November 18, 2019
Get the Fat Tammug. There are 3 types of fat people normally eat, Saturated, Unsaturated, and Trans.
Note: there is also 2 types of unsaturated fat, Polyunsaturated and Monounsaturated fat.
Among all the types of fat, each one has a different, yet similar molecular structure. The small difference among each reflects the physical characteristics of the fat, and how it affects our body.
What you should know:
- It's molecular structure is most stable, no carbons have double bonds, and has the most hydrogen
- It is a solid at room temperature
- This type of fat is found in meat and dairy foods. It is also in coconut oil.
- Foods that contain fat are not strictly saturated or unsaturated fat, they are a combination of the two. For instance Peanut butter is mostly unsaturated fat, but does also contain saturated fat.
- It is recommended by nutritionists to eat no more than 30 grams of saturated fat per day.
- Consistently under-eating saturated fat can cause brain atrophy and hormonal deficiencies/issues.
- Consistently over-eating saturated fat can cause weight gain and clogged arteries, both of which are a double whammy against the heart really increasing chances of a heart attack.
- Fat (this includes trans, unsaturated, and saturated) is one of the 4 calorie yielding nutrients. It has 9 calories per gram. Carbs and protein have 4 calories per gram and alcohol has 7 per gram.
Note: there is also 2 types of unsaturated fat, Polyunsaturated and Monounsaturated fat.
Among all the types of fat, each one has a different, yet similar molecular structure. The small difference among each reflects the physical characteristics of the fat, and how it affects our body.
What you should know:
- It's molecular structure is most stable, no carbons have double bonds, and has the most hydrogen
- It is a solid at room temperature
- This type of fat is found in meat and dairy foods. It is also in coconut oil.
- Foods that contain fat are not strictly saturated or unsaturated fat, they are a combination of the two. For instance Peanut butter is mostly unsaturated fat, but does also contain saturated fat.
- It is recommended by nutritionists to eat no more than 30 grams of saturated fat per day.
- Consistently under-eating saturated fat can cause brain atrophy and hormonal deficiencies/issues.
- Consistently over-eating saturated fat can cause weight gain and clogged arteries, both of which are a double whammy against the heart really increasing chances of a heart attack.
- Fat (this includes trans, unsaturated, and saturated) is one of the 4 calorie yielding nutrients. It has 9 calories per gram. Carbs and protein have 4 calories per gram and alcohol has 7 per gram.
Person 1: Hey man you wanna get a double cheeseburger?
Person 2: No man I can't eat beef or cheese, I'm trying to watch my saturated fat intake, my doctor told me to.
Person 2: No man I can't eat beef or cheese, I'm trying to watch my saturated fat intake, my doctor told me to.
by Zyzy July 6, 2016
Get the saturated fatmug. by fatgamzee June 29, 2020
Get the fat gamzeemug. 1. Being so fat that your own body fat has the ability of overlapping your eyes causing temporary blindness. Aslo, 2. Being blind to actions that are stereotypically the actions of an obese person.
Ordering a triple burger combo with cheese, super sized, but you want to make sure that the coke is half diet because you're watching your figure. Your Fat Blindness has caused you to overlook the fact that you're stuffing your face like a fat fool.
by Arizona Ratfink August 18, 2011
Get the Fat Blindnessmug. A bodacious, vivacious, laquashius, flirtatious chick who generally has a business card and can never seem to find a pole.
Damn, check out that Fat Stripper over there, man! Let's go sign her business card!
Oooh, let's go talk to that Fat Stripper!
Oooh, let's go talk to that Fat Stripper!
by SexyCripple October 19, 2010
Get the Fat Strippermug.