polish the one eyed goat

To beat ones man meat. Most of the time thoroughly and vigorously.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to polish the one eyed goat while going 80 in a 18 wheeler?
by Sparky870 October 15, 2020
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Ei mon

One who is very unique and fun to be with, always concerned, one that you will have unconditional love for.
OMG! Dude you're lucky to have Ei Mon
by deep love December 25, 2016
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GOOG EYED

Goog eyed is that look you get when some demented shit be happening right infrona you
It can also denote the opposite...
by GOOG GOOGERSON July 26, 2024
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goat eyed high

When your so high on marijuana that you feel that your pupils have went squared !!!
Look at Jake guys he is goat eyed high
by scootertramp April 23, 2016
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Brown eyed syndrome

Someone who has brown eyes and can't see the golden blue eyes of other people and sees brown eyes instead.
by A+AD August 11, 2018
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One Eyed Starfish

A gapping hole into the abyss of shit.

Aka: # 1️⃣👁⭐️🐠
The one eyed starfish was on the secret menu.
by Whatholes August 10, 2021
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Blind-eyed Susan

A person who recently received lasix surgery.
Man, Joey sure is a blind-eyed Susan, kid can’t see shit... for now.
by The guy with the words August 15, 2018
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