A variant of one of the penis-showing game's presentations whereby a man hangs his flacid member through his zipper hole and untucks one of the front pockets in his pants-thereby creating the image described by the name.
"Last night we were watching the game at Nick's house and when Kevin was coming back from taking a leak he got all of us with the one-eared elephant."
by Luiggi April 28, 2008
Get the one-eared elephantmug. by Steven McCrory March 26, 2004
Get the flick the pirates earmug. The act of turning your pockets inside out and letting your penis hang out of your fly, resembling an elephant. Also known as Elephant Man.
by Dcf_d2 May 20, 2008
Get the Cloth-Eared Elephantmug. When having sex, just as your about to cum, stick your penis inside the girl's ear and nut. After that tickle her nose (precisely with a feather) and wait until she is about to sneeze. Just before, plug her nose and watch the cum shoot out of her ear!
by Bigpp916 March 23, 2010
Get the EG Ear Fullmug. by icwish August 7, 2012
Get the Squint your earsmug. NB: You will be subject to this expression when in the immediate presence of one Geoffrey "Goffton" Pryor and/or one Michael "Toe-Rag" Deville.
1) One who usually has little to no idea of what place they hold in any given situation.
2) A person who makes irrational and/or unsubstantiated claims... with absolutely no factual integrity.
3) A simpleton who initiates and/or partakes in linguistic transfers with others of a higher intelligence, and performs any of the following:
a) Speaks out of term.
b) Utilises words and/or expressions they don't even understand.
c) Breaks a quality conversation to speak of a much less valued topic.
d) Makes unwarranted fallacious claims and/or foul assertions.
1) One who usually has little to no idea of what place they hold in any given situation.
2) A person who makes irrational and/or unsubstantiated claims... with absolutely no factual integrity.
3) A simpleton who initiates and/or partakes in linguistic transfers with others of a higher intelligence, and performs any of the following:
a) Speaks out of term.
b) Utilises words and/or expressions they don't even understand.
c) Breaks a quality conversation to speak of a much less valued topic.
d) Makes unwarranted fallacious claims and/or foul assertions.
1)
Nicky: How many shots on that hole Deville?
Deville: I think I just 'birdied' that hole mate.
Nicky: You're off you ear!
2)
Goffton: Hey Nicky, you should try this awesome beer... it's my favourite.
Nicky: What beer is that mate?
Goffton: It's called 'Foster's LiteIce'.
Nicky: You're off your ear!
Nicky: How many shots on that hole Deville?
Deville: I think I just 'birdied' that hole mate.
Nicky: You're off you ear!
2)
Goffton: Hey Nicky, you should try this awesome beer... it's my favourite.
Nicky: What beer is that mate?
Goffton: It's called 'Foster's LiteIce'.
Nicky: You're off your ear!
by KyanCan April 19, 2010
Get the Off Your Earmug. by Erenstoe420 January 11, 2021
Get the Oikawas ear stansmug.