Barber: So what will it be?
Douche Bag: Let me get a tapery mohawk with a lineup.
Barber: Douche Hawk it is!
Douche Bag: Let me get a tapery mohawk with a lineup.
Barber: Douche Hawk it is!
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Get the douched out mug.A Douche's right hand man; His accomplice whose chief duties consist of assisting the main douche in activities usually deemed retarded by non-douches. He himself is also a douche.
by Margaret Beetsworth III December 1, 2010
Get the Douche Spout mug.Someone who is a combination of both a douche and a tool. A great example would be a lacrosse player who walks around with a button down shirt and a tie over his shoulder.
by hey there pal December 13, 2010
Get the douche-tool mug.A style of hair similar to the fo-hawk and mo-hawk but even douchier. Street names: Douch-Falcon, Douche-Falc, or D Falc. The front edge of the hair rises in an upward twisting fashion and the bangs are placed to look as if they are messed up.
-Hey, did u see beibs new hair style.
-Yea, she gave herself a douche-falcon. She looks more stupid than normal.
-Yea, she gave herself a douche-falcon. She looks more stupid than normal.
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Get the douche bag mug.When multiple douchebags wish to enhance their d-bag potency, they often compose and share written douche notes or document said douchiness in a douche journal, if you will. Douche notes have their most success among gaggles of douchebags, however, some d-bags find them very effective in smaller groups of two to three.
Hey man, are you ready to compare douche notes? Okay, great. What's the douchiest thing that you did last night?
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