Doing nothing

When you're not doing anything, but that's your plan. (You don't want to and are not going to do anything, because you don't want to.)

1: What're you doing this weekend?
2: Oh, I'm doing nothing
1: So you're free? Gre-!
2: No, no you don't fucking understand. I'm. Doing. Nothing.

by LemonCar [oof] March 23, 2020

oinky-doinky

Poorly made, usually in reference to something done by an unqualified person.

The client had their IT Department put together an oinky-doinky hack job of a web site, instead of hiring us.

by Andy Wright June 11, 2006

Ba doink

jack dylan grazers famous line.

"how cute am i.....ba doink!" - Jack Dylan Grazer

by seidilexi14 August 28, 2020

Doing an Alan

Having sex with a person named Alan

1: I did Alan yesterday
2: So did I

by anonymous coward November 6, 2004

What-are-you-doing?

a playful game of touch-each-other's-genitals in public, with the aim of 1: arousing the partner and 2:having the fun of playing a dirty game and not getting caught. remember to keep all your clothes on to play, otherwise it's just handjobs!

"What are you DOING?!:)"

by Bite me, my love. November 10, 2002

What are you doing?

A question that elicits a response in the here and now.

In French, "Quesque tu fait?"

Anytime anyone doesn't know what the other person is doing they can ask what are you doing?

by EvaLissens September 20, 2009

Doingers

a slang term for breast or breasticles.

"whoah, look at those bitches doingers! they're just so juicy"

by old dusty hairy fart eater March 2, 2009