dysfunctional definitions

The shit you look up for... here on this website.

Ex 1: Awww boy, I'm gonna look up some stupid crap on urban dictionary again, you know, dysfunctional definitions.
Ex 2: The reasons you occasionally have an outrageous laugh on yours truly, due to, you guess it, dysfunctional definitions.
Ex 3: What is greater than 4?
"What." t(-_-t)... A very discreet, yet mildly entertaining definition of dysfunctional definitions.

by SteelBallsOfLight February 15, 2018

Bad Definition

A bad definition is a definition that uses derivatives of words or words with the same root to define the word.

Bad definition is a bad definition because it uses definition to define itself.

by Zvosher March 3, 2021

Pervertic Definitions

Most of the site in a nutshell, proof anyone can make up sexual definitions for words.

Pervertic Definitions dominate the site.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 14, 2021

Rejected definition

After posting this definition, it will almost probably be rejected. If you see this, then you are almost probably in touch with reality

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck - by swapping the example with the definition, as done here, one can get an otherwise rejected definition on Urban Dick-ion-hairy/Dick-ionic plasma-hairy

by 321ciDbrU June 27, 2021

this definition will have a gif

i know that this definition will have a gif. do you?

This definition will have a gif. I will put one in.

by anonymous October 20, 2021

no more Christmas definitions

Exclamation. Said when seeing too many tacky Christmas related definitions as the word of the day.

Noah: Did you see the new word of the day
Me: I swear if its another Christmas one i might have to punch somebody. NO more Christmas Definitions!

by Hackerman94 December 22, 2009

nOObs(Playa definition)

A pair of freshly shaven balls at Black Rock City.

That dude should put some sunscreen on those nOObs, or he will end up looking like he just visited Terminal City.

-nOObs(Playa definition)

by OneEyedDick June 28, 2011