Crab bagging

When someone has a bunch of pubic lice AKA crabs on their ballsack and they teabag you with it.
Damn, Aaron Carvalho was laid up with Mikey last night and he just started crab bagging him with his entire nutsack!
by dicknibbler June 08, 2025
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Crab apple mcnasty

A person demonstrating a sour, bad attitude . Being in a bad mood or a grouch .
Wow, what did you do to him??, Jason's a real Crab Apple McNasty today"
by CAbbyG November 12, 2019
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poor man's crab legs

French Fries that were fried in grease after fried fish.
When we tasted fish when we ate the French Fries at the bar, we asked for Old Bay Seasoning and called it Poor Man's Crab Legs.
by Whosit606 November 03, 2022
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slippery crab latter

The act of pouring hot melted butter on someone your giving oral sex to that has crabs.
You ate out Courtney?

Yea I gave her a slippery crab latter.
by Tinker1997 March 18, 2020
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crab apple suprise

An airport favourite! After arriving at any airport one takes crab apples and inserts into ones anus after which copious amounts of laxatives are taken. One then submits ones self to a cavity search upon which a explosive reaction occurs when ones rectal cavity is searched.
"That guy yesterday deliverd one hell of a crab apple suprise all over mikes hand" . 2 girls one cup shower of shit
by Skylarker September 16, 2017
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Inverted Crab

Is that Inverted Crab, he's so god damn sexy.
by Krinlex September 24, 2022
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File Crab

He is the giver of files. The ultimate member of og file hub. He is always nice to everyone and always will pertain to be.

Eventually there will be a younger crab to take over the file crab place as the true #1 file giver.
File crab just gave me snippets to a new song titled "Anacondas" and "Double Date"
by FileCrab January 05, 2024
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