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immitation crab meat

A person who is a Ho and tries to get with you but you have class so you reject their sexual offer.
After being asked if i would like to fuck this street thug i looked at him and said " i want some real dick not your immitation crab meat, " I said i wanted to go to pound town not disney land.
by CAckbloxer September 2, 2019
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creepy crawly crabs package

Used in conjunction with "cunt cake" to describe a disgusting std ridden vagina that contains pubic lice
Dude: Man, that girl is so fine
Dude's friend: Trust me bro, you don't want that cunt cake... it comes with the creepy crawly crabs package
by thebadwrench April 21, 2018
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The pacific crab

The pacific crab is when a man, takes his thumb, sticks it in the ass of a girl and then takes his pointer finger and sticks that in the vagina of the girl. When both fingers are in he then begins to pinch.
Guy 1: Dude I just performed the pacific crab on that drink chick
Guy 2: dick bro bet she loved it
by CanadaxUnicorn January 8, 2018
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crab behaviour

Interfering with a mate trying to pull someone despite standing no chance yourself
Mate, you cock blocked me with that girl, that's crab behaviour
by DJTJ April 12, 2017
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crab wank

When one of the mandem decides to have a crafty one by lowering himself like a crab and starts the ritual of going ham on the hog, gripping his cock soo tightly it goes purple and tears the fuck out of his cheesy stinky foreskin
Yo bruv transnigger do u want to join me for a crab wank over some ass fucking Micheal fucking a 6 year old porn and then after platting a dirty ass hole then find Micheal the fucking spastic ass licking fucking cunt herion addict trans nigger bitch then deck the mother fucking four eyed blind homo faggot
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Crabbing

When you are earning so much money that your pockets overflow.
You making that bank, dude?

Hell yeah I'm crabbing like motherfucker.
by codieodie April 26, 2017
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crab

Definition A: a delicious seafood
Definition B: a fuck ass nigga that I best not catch in my hood again
commonly an insult to crips coming from us bloods
"Ayo crab get the fuck off my block for' you catch a shot nigga."
by BearGang May 12, 2017
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