Used when someones saying they need to get home to sit on their couch and watch their shows. Basically saying “I need some me time”
Chaz: you trying to hit this party tonight?
Mike: nahh man the couch callin
Chaz: dude you’ve seen the office like thirty times stop being a bitch
Mike: nahh man the couch callin
Chaz: dude you’ve seen the office like thirty times stop being a bitch
by Merle27 February 25, 2019
Get the Couch Callinmug. 
A highly engaging video game that captivates the player to such an extent that they remain glued to the couch for hours, often losing track of time. Characterized by addictive gameplay, immersive storytelling, or relentless action loops that make it nearly impossible to put down.
I was only going to play for 30 minutes, but that new RPG is total couch glue—I didn’t move for five hours.
by 133764M3R March 27, 2025
Get the couch gluemug. by MGJHM March 20, 2017
Get the Couchingmug. Slang for "taking a dump". Coined by the nefarious Jeff, when his friend Sam mentioned on gchat that he was going to be afk while he started "unboxing the couch". However, mid unboxing, Sam needed to release his bowels.
Since pooping could be seen metaphorically as "unboxing the couch", the term then became synonymous with pooping.
Since pooping could be seen metaphorically as "unboxing the couch", the term then became synonymous with pooping.
by jefficient September 7, 2013
Get the unbox the couchmug. 
Get the Couchmug. A snack similar to Trail Mix however is acquired from the accumulation of lost or dropped food items between couch cushions.
Items are typically: singular french fries, M & M’s or similar candies, assorted crumbs, and identifiable crumbs (Ex: singular Cheeto).
Items are typically: singular french fries, M & M’s or similar candies, assorted crumbs, and identifiable crumbs (Ex: singular Cheeto).
Person 1: Dude! I just pulled my Couch Mix from the last three months, I found a whole onion ring this go-round! Do you want a bag?
Person 2: That’s disgusting! I’ll take two.
Person 2: That’s disgusting! I’ll take two.
by Grab My Kit April 4, 2024
Get the Couch Mixmug.