Stop clowning

this means to stop doing stupid things

hey man I'm going to eat a roach

friend: man stop clowning

by I.M.Spooky October 8, 2018

Punching the clown

Masturbation jerking off whacking off jacking off

We were almost late to the party because Kyle was in the bathroom punching the clown for 15 minutes.

by 1234jennagirl August 3, 2018

Clown beater

Another word for a male who masturbates a lot

Joey: jeez, alex is such a clown beater
Riley: ikr its kinda gross

by Whatthefydge November 17, 2019

Clown Jacked

To have something destroyed or damaged by a person who isn't qualified or educated in the repair process of a particular object or item.

I gave my laptop to my buddy to fix and I got clown jacked! Now it runs worse than ever!

by JAG1273 March 14, 2012

poohs clown

The art of applying clown make-up using ones faeces

"He makes a good poohs clown, dont ya think?"

by envenom August 4, 2007

Twisty clown

A real badass evil clown from American Horror Story. He was unfortunately killed before his time. However, an army of new Twisty clown's has returned this year to visit us on Halloween.

There is a Twisty clown hanging on the back of the bus, and I swear those are real scars on his neck.

by Lawrence Triptathane October 29, 2016

Clown Allergies

1. Sneezing that is blamed on your co-workers.
2. Feeling ill dealing with incompetent co-workers.

That clown sitting in the cube next to me is giving me clown allergies.

by Dust373 August 17, 2012