Covid-contour

The art of apllying make-up to your cheek bones so they pop in the most beautiful and vibrant way while wearing your newly required Covid-19 face mask.

Luckily, now I can save time on make-up! I can throw away my lipstick, covid-contour my cheeks, put on my bithchin' face mask and hit the grocery store ready to impress!

by East Tennessee April 14, 2020

Covid-chronicles

The never-ending string of YouTube videos you produced while 'sheltering in place.'

Hey dude, check out my covid-chronicles! They're fascinating! I've caught it all on video! I get up...make my breakfast...stare at the wall...make my lunch...roll around on the floor...stare some more...make some supper...twirl in place until I'm dizzy...go to bed...

by East Tennessee April 14, 2020

covidgasm

That pleasurable feeling you get after removing your social distancing mask.

My shift was so long that when I removed my facemask I had a covidgasm.

by Underground_0 April 18, 2020

covid herd

1. A group of people gathering together during a widespread panic with no protective measures.
2. A group of people protesting during a serious catastrophe with no protective measures

The Covid herd hit the beach this despite warnings not to.

by TavG April 19, 2020

Covideos

Video content created by quarantined citizens during the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic.

Tim made thirty covideos (mostly of his bearded dragon eating carrots) while he was going stir-crazy at home.

by Hoppyuppercut April 21, 2020

Covid Clean

absolutely clean, disinfected, organized. Nothing left to clean.

My house is covid clean, and no one will ever see it!

by Enterich April 22, 2020

Covid hair

The way your hair looks after laying on the couch for 3 or 4 days binge-watching "Breaking Bad" for the 4th time since the pandemic got your ass laid off.

Never answer a video call when you have covid hair

by Rowan 64 April 22, 2020