Clocked

To gag somebody or call them out on their bullshit

"didn't your husband leave you for a gay man...but im the fag"

"SHE CLOCKEDDDDDDD"

by who want this fade? March 23, 2024

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An alarm clock tissue

It is used in an instance where your boyfriend uses you up as an alarm clock to wake him up in the morning and crushes you into a ball and throws you off the bed to snooze you.

Rishik, I feel like I am an alarm clock tissue in this relationship.

by Ronin47 March 26, 2017

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A term for a transgender woman who does not pass as a woman who was born a woman. This transgender woman looks so much like a man, that all the transsexual women around her get clocked because of her.

This trans woman is so ugly, literally the hardest brick (another term for a non-passable transgender woman) a brick can get.

This girl is worse than a Clock Monster.

This term was made by @InJuvenile on instagram

“Girl that Clock Demon Jaybies got me clocked by the trade.” She’s such a man that it makes me look like one!” Said @YgDior

by YgDior January 24, 2024

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Clock

A digital scale

Let me use your clock real qyick

by Nessnice August 30, 2025

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Doomsday Clock

A bunch of eggheads got together and decided this whole humanity thing wasn't really working out, and that there should be a definitive scale available for people to plan ahead for their weekend. Measured in "minutes to midnight", it aims to provide a realistic expectation of the likelihood of having to go that social engagement you've been dreading, with any mention of "seconds to midnight" providing a valid excuse for having one more drink, since your chances of living to experience the hangover are drastically reduced.

According to the Doomsday Clock, it is now 30 seconds to Midnight

Moscow Mule, anyone?

by Kolltomnus November 5, 2023

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