bang clock

Countdown until you will have sex with your significant other. Primarily used by long distance couples.

My bang clock is still at 54 days. I might have to book at earlier flight.

by roadkill66 August 27, 2017

Sex clock

Now u know what’s a sex clock

I use the “:sex clock:”

by Mr.GOAT.444 May 28, 2020

cock clock

When a male student arrives at a new school and all the girls are attracted to him. The attractiveness of this student does not matter because the time of the clock will eventually run out. Girls are attracted to this student because he is new material.

"Have you seen the new kid, Scotty?"

"Yeah man, he's stealing all of our bitches"

"Well, his cock clock will run out soon enough"

by Trident of Treason December 4, 2020

Anal clock-wise

Where you anal another guy and twist there genitals until they turn purple. While they twist your dick until you get a shock thru there dick

Person1: wanna anal clock-wise

by Analbead42069 July 24, 2021

Bean clock

A clock made out of beans, what did you expect?

"Yo, I just got a bean clock today!"
"Dude what the fuck"

by PositiveNegative297 August 23, 2021

Moyseh clock

Usually results in a Billy with loads of egg on his face

"Utd have signed Ronaldo...tick tock goes the Moyseh clock"

6 months later Ronaldo is on his worse run of scoring for 13 years and Utd are 23 pts off the top of the league.

by Superhoop February 15, 2022

Cock Clock

When You Hang Your Cock On A Clock And Watch It Keep Turning Until It Hurts, Like A Form Of Pleasure And Pain, For Kinky Motherfuckers 😂

Ever Tried A Cock Clock? It's Hurts But Feels Great At The Same Time, My Cock's Red From The Last Time I Did It!

by NotOkayAtAll69 May 31, 2022