playing it christian

The time or period in between one masturbating or touching one's self.

I was playing it christian for one week and the let it go and boom it was like a flash flood supersoaker, that shit sprayed everywere.

by vaginafaceBUTHOLEBULLOCKNIGERP October 17, 2009

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christian mccarville

fucks bitches
gets money

christian mccarville fucks bitches and gets money

by asdfgthyjul; May 26, 2014

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Christian teta

Man of Sex, sex man

Wow look at Christian teta he is sex man

by WJM123 November 7, 2020

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Christian Pastelini

Gay

"Woah look it's Christian Pastelini"
"Him gay"
"Ye"

by El Señor April 20, 2017

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American Christianity
A·mer·i·can Chris·ti·an·i·ty
/əˈmerəkən/ˌkrisCHēˈanədē/

(noun)
{a religion “loosely” based on the person and teachings of Jesus of Nazareth, or its beliefs and practices.}

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Where it differs from real Christianity is in its teachings to hate other religions and sexual preferences it does not tolerate. Whereas in real Christianity, it is taught to Love Thy Neighbor, it is the opposite in American Christianity.

Racism is also very prevalent in American Christianity. A defining feature of American Christianity is its point to make Jesus into a white male with blue eyes. Which makes this religion border on the teachings of Nazism.

1. He went abroad to preach American Christianity to the heathen. 2. John has converted to American Christianity.

by That's why your dead December 7, 2020

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