Catching the crazy turkey

Sex that starts with Wild Turkey and is gets too wild to remember. Somewhere in there you kill a chicken.

"You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in her bed." -- Ryan

by MasterFast December 13, 2014

catch

Typically used for catching fish.
But it can also mean, if a girl wants to hookup and make the naughtiest with you.

Cindy's actually a really nice girl, but she just wants to catch me......and I'm not into that as a religious person myself.

by JohnWick420 November 7, 2021

The early worm catches the bird

said to advise someone that they will have an advantage if they do something immediately or before anyone else does it

Thank god I hoarded TPs at Costco in February. The early worm catches the bird and the latecomers get nothing

by nood564 March 31, 2020

Ain't got no business catching feelings

I don't know if this means that he doesn't have a problem catching feelings, or if it means that he has problems with catching feeling

I ain't got no business catching feelings

by DiBlind April 12, 2018

catch this smoke

When you about to get jumped by 5 black people with guns or preferably hands

If you don't stop fucking with my sister you gonna have 2 catch this smoke

by my blicky hard March 19, 2019

catch wave

To catch peoples attention

I'll go hard at the gym to catch wave

by Fashionmeetzfitness September 28, 2017

Catch and release

When you give someone a bj and hold it in your mouth until you kiss them, then let it run into his mouth.

I did a catch and release on David last night.

by SarahSmurf March 30, 2019