Douche Load

Act of ejaculating on the face of an unsuspecting female while she’s sleeping.

Dude... Shorty was snoring last night, so I totally douche loaded her to shut her up so I could sleep!

by Thug wanna September 3, 2022

Loaded Up

When a man has full balls but is only semi-erect, not quite ready for the big show. He usually requires a blowjob or handjob before he can insert his dick into her gaping hole.

I was watching this dude in the shower, and noticed he was starting to masturbate and was getting loaded up.

by Big Lunch May 26, 2024

Fuck-Load

About 2 Tablespoons

J.R.A

No use crying over a fuck-load of spilled milk.

by SwamperSwampy July 28, 2018

Loading the Cannon

A term used in reference to the act of sounding. Loadint the cannons specifically notates using an onject witha notable diameter, but a short length. Such as a AA battery. To load the cannon one usually inserts the object into the urethra until it is fully encompased in the urethra.

I was loading the cannon last night, dude it burnt so good!

by 1818551 February 10, 2024

Loading Zone

Loading Zone is the time period in which streaming entertainment is paused while buffering or loading video.

I'm parked in a loading zone waiting for the damn video to continue playing.

by Urbanverban July 11, 2021

loadang-loading

A slang term originating from WhatsApp chats, describing the frustrating experience of something "loading" for an extended periods of time with no end in sight. The repetition of "loading" emphasizes the prolonged wait and sense of impatience.

I tried to watch that video, but it was just loadang-loading for ages—might as well go grab a snack while I wait!

by Emotional Cruiser August 13, 2025

Front load

The act of having a partner skip the line to smash when you already hand someone waiting in line.

I know mark is sweet but i had to front load mark

by Lazy sushi October 10, 2023