glass bottom boat 

when you put plastic rap over your face and have someone shit all over your plastic covered head.

I sure could go for a good glass bottom boat right about now.

glass bottom boat by Ross and Chiu May 13, 2005

f.o.m.b. (fuck off my boat) 

FUCK OFF MY BOAT!!!
This expression is used from another asian who doesn't like a fob.
Similar to how a person says "vamoose" or "leave now"

Yo bitchass f.o.m.b. (fuck off my boat)
Meaning...get the hell otta here!)

f.o.m.b. (fuck off my boat) by MaStA Chi February 24, 2007

Nice boat. 

Now it has transformed itself into a generic term meaning anything gory or violent, or just any kind of calamity.

(While watching a horror movie) Ouch, that chick got chain-sawed in half. Nice boat.

Nice boat. by mucho February 18, 2008

bottomless boat 

The act of putting plastic wrap on one's partner's face, and then defecating on it.

Dude, I talked your girlfriend into a bottomless boat last night. Boy, was she surprised when she found out what it was.

bottomless boat by Fresh fruit April 17, 2008

toe toe toe your boat

When a male pules out of any orfice on a female, barracades it with a lincoln log and proceeds to spread open the big toes on each of her feet with the left and right hands. He then proceeds to say "cummin in yer toes" in a monotone voice very rapidly until he ejaculates on her toes. After the act is finished the girl walks on the males body and sings toe toe toe your boat until it is dry.

Jerry- Damn rebekkah was wasted last night. What'd you guys do in there?

Randy - Stuck a lincoln log in her ass while she sang toe toe toe your boat all night long.

toe toe toe your boat by bob jonez August 25, 2011

Luisiana Swamp Boat 

A sexual act where your partner puts there mouth on the scrotum and proceeds to do a motorboat like procedure between the balls. Reference motorboat.

There is nothing better than getting a luisiana swamp boat after anal.

Luisiana Swamp Boat by swampbutt February 24, 2010

rock the boat

Inserting your finger into your partner's anus and gently adding additional rhythm while you're going down on them.

She really gets off when I rock the boat just a bit.

rock the boat by Dr. Johnson February 25, 2005