Blowjob Diarrhea

when the head so good it gives you the shits

shrek gave me blowjob diarrhea

by jdung May 16, 2023

satanic blowjob

when you light your penis on fire and tell a bitch to put it out by giving you sloppy toppy

My mates and I went to Amsterdam one time and I got my first satanic blowjob (receiving end praise satan)

by Anita Satanic Blowjob May 22, 2025

Ice princess blowjob

When you give a guy a blowjob with crushed ice in your mouth.

Damn that girl have a nice ice princess blowjob.

by Slyer August 22, 2017

Steak & blowjob day

14th March, A second Valentine’s Day for men, unless you’re celebrating ‘roast dinner, foot rub & her favourite films day’ on March 3rd, this day really has no meaning for you

Yo dude you busy this Saturday?

Yeah man I’m spoiling my girl on roast dinner, foot rub & her favourite films day
Ehhhh my man steak & blowjob day isn’t far behind !
Yeah well Valentine’s Day is for us so it’s only right we celebrate these days too

by Notwhoyouthink11 January 18, 2019

International Blowjob Day!

June 28th is the International Blowjob Day! It's a day where everyone is encouraged to suck a guy the times they want, as long as they consent.
—(Girls and Femboys are obliged to give head when requested. There's no choice XD ).

Hey dude, it's International Blowjob Day! Did you know it?
Yeah, why?
Hehe so... UwU

by CutelittlebratOwO June 26, 2025

National Blowjob Day

National Blowjob Day(July 9th) - Your significant other has to give you a blowjob

John - Hey honey it’s National Blowjob Day

Sarah - Ok (proceeds to get on knees)

by Jake Lovely July 9, 2024

dino blowjob

When you get a female naked, she has her thumbs to her nipples like a t rex and bites your dick off, then she roars on the top of her lungs

Damn bro, i was with the homie brandon and tristan and they were getting a dino blowjob

by Dino blowjob January 13, 2019