Ural's blowjob

When prostitute gives you a terrible blowjob, but refuses to give your money back

Yesterday that whore gave me Ural's blowjob

by George Orwell210 February 19, 2021

Blowjob

Sucking the life out of a guy through there dick

Ashley gave me a blowjob she sucked the life out of me

by Number2lazer March 1, 2021

price of a blowjob

Listen... If you thirsty enough to pay for some dick there has to be a distinctive set of 3 rules
1.Preview Hard package $20-30 depending on that thang
2.Sucking in that Thang depending on him should cost between $60->>>>👀 😳 again depending
3. Well...if it cums to that which it most likely will at this point then it becomes the price of That@$$😜

Did you hear about the new BJ pricing menu?
Yeah man. The price of a blowjob sounds like a fair way for dudes to get paid for sharing sausage.
Why didn't I think of this?

by ZeeyonX March 9, 2021

Blowjob

Putting a dick on your mouth and sucking it until it cums.

Boss: So this is your schedule. Lunch break 1-2, blowjob time at 2:30...
Secretary: Excuse me?
Boss: Yes, your salary includes giving me a daily blowjob, if i cum that’s $20 dollars more and if it turns into sex just prey I have a condom because I’ll fuck you hard.

by cumqueenmoan May 2, 2021

Hooter and the Blowjob

Da mid-'80's rock band dat offered sexual pleasures to its audiences.

If Hooter and the Blowjob had performed after dark, would da audience-members have been considered to be "night owls"?

by QuacksO May 2, 2021

Australian blowjob

To receive a blowjob while simultaneously being punched repeatedly in the balls in a speedbag fashion.

Guy: Sarah must be related to Ali, she just gave me the best Australian blowjob ever!

by Legen dairy July 13, 2022

Beaver Blowjob

The act of getting your meat stick scraped by nothing but the front teeth.

That nerdy bitch Krista in the office gave me a beaver blowjob last night and my knobgoblin is covered in scabs.

by Taste the ROE July 29, 2022