Cock block

When your urban Dictionary word gets denied even though it’s “pure gold “

They totally Cock Blocked! My Word was amazing!

by XxxxxxUr mom lolxxxx February 18, 2019

sub-saharan blockade

When a group of Sub-Saharan, black, kids walk hella show in the hallway with all their niggas, and decide to take up the whole hallway. They may or may not do this unintentionally, but make the hallway impassable.

Teacher "Why are you late to class?"
Student "I got caught behind a Sub-Saharan Blockade"

by Ohabthearab June 24, 2016

ice blocking

Riding down a huge hill, grass preferably, on a large block of ice.

Ice blocking last night at Gabriel Park was so much fun, except my bum hurts this morning from all those crashes.

by April July 9, 2004

new kids on the block

the o.g. of bubble gum boy bands

get that new shit off the block

by Bem Suggs December 8, 2003

Bukkake Block

When one girl proceeds to cock block multiple guys at the same time.

Cher (at live concert): How many women out here ever been hurt by their man?

women: (all cheers)

men: all cock blocked by one bitch, whence a bukkake block.

by brian pm March 27, 2008

Cockroach Blocked

When you find a cockroach in your apartment right before going to bed and your girlfriend is too freaked out to have sex.

"I swear to god, those damn cockroaches only show up on nights when I'm going to get some. Cockroach blocked again."

by Aemar July 28, 2015

Fire Mission Cock Block

Any form of delay or douche-baggery resulting in either a check fire or end of mission. Usually employed by helicopters flying around knowing the gun target line and blatantly disregaurding it in order to try and steal a kill from artillery. This is done because frankly helocopters just aren't sneaky enough to get their own kills, and staff officers swing from air support nuts.

Fister 1: Shot tgt#1234, check fire we have helos on the gun target line.
...an hour later.
Fister 1: Cancel check fire, end of mission this shit took way too long and helos scared them away.
Fister 2: Dude we just got fire mission cock blocked!

by Jebus Chris August 3, 2009