blindness pro max

Can be abbreviated as bp+.
The action of urinating, taking a shit, farting, burping, yelling loudly, or orgasming to escape or avoid a situation. Usually used to stop watching a dirty video your friends are showing you.

Person 1: Pffff, look at this
Person 2: no i dont wanna see that dirty shit
Person 2: *shits himself*
Person 1: dude, did you just blindness pro max my ass?

by gay paintbrush monokuma November 1, 2021

united blind

A Manchester United fan who has extreme statements and belief that United is the best team in the world and that they have the best players, although they are nowhere near being a world class team anymore. United blind people also love living in the past and recall how they won the treble in 1998-1999 when thats irrelevant.

United Blind: Hey Lukaku was on fire this weekend, he’s probobly the best player in the world rn

All other football fans: Shut up United Blind scum

by HumbleFootballGuy420 March 8, 2019

conk blindness

The inability to see the conk..aka remote control

She couldn't find the controller next to her because she had conk blindness.

by Sweet tits 44310 March 11, 2019

Conk blindness

The inability to see the conk..aka controller.

She couldn't see the controller that was right beside her because she had conk blindness

by Sweet tits 44310 March 11, 2019

blind lover

Someone in a relationship who can't tell what the other is feeling when it is obvious.

Wow, Laura... How could you be such a blind lover?

by Savage309 February 27, 2017

The Blind Monkey

if yo momma ask you “hand me that remote right there” & you mumble “you better ask the blind monkey” that “ask the blind monkey” shit replaces the look you give her when she saying bullshit before she pop yo ass

“you’re late to class again, i’ll be making a phone call to your mother asking why you’re always late” okay bitch you better ask the blind monkey

by swagmastermf November 23, 2021

blind stick

your friend is coming over soon
to comfort you
she may be troubled herself
but that won't keep her from doing
what she thinks is right
🖤

my child broke my glasses
I am using a selfmade blind stick now.

by Krkič April 13, 2019