Bearded Axe Wound

Another name for a vagina

"I took her home and shaved around her bearded axe wound."

by Sadistic1jj August 22, 2009

Lord Beard

(Prop.N)
1) Bearded Philadelphian, prone to ambulation and imbibing. Philosophical in rhetoric yet simple in nature.

2) drunken extravert cavorting about karaoke bars

3) frontman for HATCH, founders of " Valorecore ", also described as Dadaist Punk

" Hey it's Lord Beard, hide the booze"

by A.E. Dillinger December 16, 2006

gay bear

A person betting on short positions.

Often working for hedge fund companies.

"Look at this gay bear shorting on GME"
"Yeah, lets ape in some more and get them tendies"

by KampfHamster March 19, 2021

bearded sloss

The common definition for an extremely hairy pussy, especially one on a hairier than average girl. However undesirable that may sound, appears very attractive to hispanic males, redneck females and some real men from the Caribbean.

"Hairy" may be substituted for "bearded" to provide for variations in vocabulary.

May be found at the pussy mall

"Dude, my nine got tangled in that bearded sloss."
"Fuuuck I wanna stick my jamaican salami in that hairy slossss"

by Penis and Twat-man October 18, 2005

bearded oysters

1. One of the many synomns for a female's vagina.
2. Pussy with hair around it.

Lick MAH bearded oyster!

by LRS April 2, 2004

Teddy Bear

A stuffed bear with glasses and a tie. Reminded me of my Colonel. I came in it.

Teddy bear.

Was he really gonna tell her that he loved her?

"I came in the bear."

by HeadKlansman June 18, 2008

koala bear

A sexual position in which the male is on his hands and knees and the female is latched to his underbelly with her arms and legs wrapped around the male.

I fucking koala bear'ed that bitch last night for hours.

by hapnnsas April 10, 2006