bearded bat

A hairy penis.

"He told me he doesn't like bearded bat caves."
"What'd you do?"
"Punched him in the bearded bat."

by whalesgoaooarooaroo December 31, 2015

Batter Bat

Hardened penis. An Erection.

Jesse's batter bat was so hard and dense, I thought he was going to pass out from lack of blood flow.

by Meanie March 5, 2004

Hanging Bat

taking your girlfriend while she is sleeping and hanging her upside down and face fucking her.

"Dude you have to try the hanging bat on your girl."

by Timothius91 October 23, 2008

batting practice

beer pong

batting practice tonight after work?

dude i'm down

by diddydumdiddydo July 31, 2009

Why is there a bat flying around my house?

BECAUSE YOUR BATMAN !!!

Why is there a bat flying around my house?
Bat should bite if your not batman

by Djdfrapp April 28, 2024

Bat

A delicacy In most parts of asia

That bat was amazing I have ebola now

by Osamabonjovi April 21, 2022

Blind bat

n. A douche nozzle driving at night without turning on their car's headlights.

"Watch out up ahead! There's a blind bat bee-lining right towards us!"

"Whoa, just dodged that blind bat in the nick of time!"

by Bachii07 September 18, 2012