piss bitch bastard

n: someone who gets drunk, passes out and pisses his/her pants.
by Xavier Handlerod December 09, 2007
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Aching like a bastard

British Army slang for really hurting, usually after strenuous physical training.
by Whale Omlette December 14, 2010
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Ass holin' bastard

An annoying person, especially one that is oblivious to the unique problems that they create within the world around them.

This person manages to simultaneously behave as both an ass hole, and a bastard, at the same time.

Since the behaviors never stop, this person is constantly in the motion of ass holin'.

They also always remain a bastard.
"Wait... we had $10 left on the card. I just checked the bank account online. Who went to the $8 Chinese buffet, instead of carefully planning $10 worth of groceries to last us until payday!?!?"

"Oh... must have been (idiots name here). He left a while ago, saying that he was hungry, the ass holin' bastard."
by MelissaNicole37902 March 29, 2017
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big fat bastard

Sesh lord, super skinny and funny. All round a good chick.
Do you follow Georgia on Instagram? She is such a big fat bastard
by Gageh April 19, 2020
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Finger Blasting Bastards

An ever fluctuating group of musicians all over the world who supply every woke wook with whatever they are scavenging for.
Being a groupie for Finger Blasting Bastards was amazing being Finger blasted on stage with the pyramids in sight is something that no one in the splash zone will ever forget!
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Fat Bastard Syndrome

Exhibiting behaviors consistent with an unhealthy lifestyle and specifically known to increase ones body mass.

Term commonly used when someone is over ordering fast food.
Dude really? Two double cheeseburgers? Your Fat Bastard Syndrome is really flaring up.
by Stew Knod February 15, 2022
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Fat bastard syndrome

When someone is a lazy bones and eats and sleeps 25/8
Keira has fatbastard syndrome she hasn’t left her bed all day fat bastard syndrome will become really fat bastard syndrome when some one is a really fat bastard
by Haha its me bish July 02, 2018
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