Aching like a bastard

British Army slang for really hurting, usually after strenuous physical training.

I'm aching like a bastard after that tab yesterday.

by Whale Omlette December 15, 2010

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piss bitch bastard

n: someone who gets drunk, passes out and pisses his/her pants.

Jesus, Megan is such a piss bitch bastard!

by Xavier Handlerod January 3, 2008

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Fat bastard syndrome

When someone is a lazy bones and eats and sleeps 25/8

Keira has fatbastard syndrome she hasn’t left her bed all day fat bastard syndrome will become really fat bastard syndrome when some one is a really fat bastard

by Haha its me bish July 2, 2018

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An annoying person, especially one that is oblivious to the unique problems that they create within the world around them.

This person manages to simultaneously behave as both an ass hole, and a bastard, at the same time.

Since the behaviors never stop, this person is constantly in the motion of ass holin'.

They also always remain a bastard.

"Wait... we had $10 left on the card. I just checked the bank account online. Who went to the $8 Chinese buffet, instead of carefully planning $10 worth of groceries to last us until payday!?!?"

"Oh... must have been (idiots name here). He left a while ago, saying that he was hungry, the ass holin' bastard."

by MelissaNicole37902 March 29, 2017

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