Aching like a bastard

British Army slang for really hurting, usually after strenuous physical training.

I'm aching like a bastard after that tab yesterday.

by Whale Omlette December 15, 2010

piss bitch bastard

n: someone who gets drunk, passes out and pisses his/her pants.

Jesus, Megan is such a piss bitch bastard!

by Xavier Handlerod January 3, 2008

big fat bastard

Sesh lord, super skinny and funny. All round a good chick.

Do you follow Georgia on Instagram? She is such a big fat bastard

by Gageh April 19, 2020

Fuck Shite Bastard

A phrase used by Leitrim culchies when they make a mistake or hurt themselves.

Eamon: hai soft lad hand me that there board like a hood man.
Patrick: *drops board on foot* Fuck Shite Bastard that hurt like a cunt

by Leitrimcunt September 26, 2020

Ass holin' bastard

An annoying person, especially one that is oblivious to the unique problems that they create within the world around them.

This person manages to simultaneously behave as both an ass hole, and a bastard, at the same time.

Since the behaviors never stop, this person is constantly in the motion of ass holin'.

They also always remain a bastard.

"Wait... we had $10 left on the card. I just checked the bank account online. Who went to the $8 Chinese buffet, instead of carefully planning $10 worth of groceries to last us until payday!?!?"

"Oh... must have been (idiots name here). He left a while ago, saying that he was hungry, the ass holin' bastard."

by MelissaNicole37902 March 29, 2017

Fat bastard syndrome

When someone is a lazy bones and eats and sleeps 25/8

Keira has fatbastard syndrome she hasn’t left her bed all day fat bastard syndrome will become really fat bastard syndrome when some one is a really fat bastard

by Haha its me bish July 2, 2018

Finger Blasting Bastards

An ever fluctuating group of musicians all over the world who supply every woke wook with whatever they are scavenging for.

Being a groupie for Finger Blasting Bastards was amazing being Finger blasted on stage with the pyramids in sight is something that no one in the splash zone will ever forget!

by anonymous September 4, 2022