Celebrated on November 10th every year. On this day, HBs everywhere remind themselves that they will never let anyone QUESTION THEIR SEXINESS. EVER.
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Derived on "Butcher's" from Cockney Rhyming Slang "Butcher's Hook" meaning "look"
Derived on "Butcher's" from Cockney Rhyming Slang "Butcher's Hook" meaning "look"
"Let's Have A Badger's"
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Euphemism for one of the more hairy and fragrant varieties of Lady Garden. Frequently delivered in the form of a metaphor and often in humour or amazement.
Christ on a bike, Luv you're pussy's hairier than a Badger's Armpit.
...and when I finally got down there I discovered Her Majesty's feminine parts to be as that of a Badger's Armpit.
...and when I finally got down there I discovered Her Majesty's feminine parts to be as that of a Badger's Armpit.
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Get the douche bagel mug.Someone who is a douche bag and looks like a Jewish person.
They may actually be Italian, but have a Jew fro and a beard that would make a 17 year old look like a pedo.
They may actually wear glasses as well.
They may actually be Italian, but have a Jew fro and a beard that would make a 17 year old look like a pedo.
They may actually wear glasses as well.
Ex. GOD! Salvatore Ciano is such a douche bagel. He needs to get a life and stop lurking the internet. Freaking douche bagel.
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Conversely, bagels are a constant source of good humor. This is especially the case when the BAGEL in question is confused about a mundane, day-to-day task, such as the attempted mastry of modern-day technical equipment, gas pumps, and the like. A supremely entertaining example of CONFUSED BAGEL usually involves cellular phones.
Conversely, bagels are a constant source of good humor. This is especially the case when the BAGEL in question is confused about a mundane, day-to-day task, such as the attempted mastry of modern-day technical equipment, gas pumps, and the like. A supremely entertaining example of CONFUSED BAGEL usually involves cellular phones.
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The Cunt Badger is rare species of badger which is not talked about often due to the huge contorversy surrounding them. Once lodged inside ones cunt, a cunt badger is notoriously hard to remove. normally by gassing or by poison.
Cunt Badgers are famed for there passionate defense of their homes weilding sharp claws and its teeth to attack anything deemed predatory to its cunt. Often men have lost their entire penis to a cunt badger while trying to commit sexual acts. Cunt badgers often retaliate violently to the use of tampons
A Cunt badger has beneficial traits not often talked about once lodged inside a cunt it will begin a gruelling cleaning operation leaving ones cunt freash and clean.
The Cunt Badger is rare species of badger which is not talked about often due to the huge contorversy surrounding them. Once lodged inside ones cunt, a cunt badger is notoriously hard to remove. normally by gassing or by poison.
Cunt Badgers are famed for there passionate defense of their homes weilding sharp claws and its teeth to attack anything deemed predatory to its cunt. Often men have lost their entire penis to a cunt badger while trying to commit sexual acts. Cunt badgers often retaliate violently to the use of tampons
A Cunt badger has beneficial traits not often talked about once lodged inside a cunt it will begin a gruelling cleaning operation leaving ones cunt freash and clean.
"you sir...are a cunt badger" as a insult
"Argh i've got a cunt badger" as a medical complaint
"Cunt Badgers!!!" a cry of desperation
"Argh i've got a cunt badger" as a medical complaint
"Cunt Badgers!!!" a cry of desperation
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