bacon glove

when you wrap your hand in bacon and fist someone

Yo after breakfast we should try try a bacon glove

by Massive Zen June 15, 2018

Makin' the bacon

A term used to describe making a lot of money in a legitimate manner, usually through a boring line of work.

"Bacon" is pronounced similarly to "Baking", to make it rhyme with "Making". Therefore, the term is pronounced "Makin' the baekin".

"Hey man, what's shaking?"
"Not much bro, just here Makin' the bacon at work."
"That sucks man, pub tonight?"

by toespider September 24, 2020

Danish Bacon

Danish bacon is a term for when a Danish girl has a fucked up vagina that looks and or smells like bacon.

Wow did you see Sapphires Danish bacon? That shits messed up.

by SourTheDk September 17, 2017

Bacon head

A person who loves bacon and posts memes about bacon constantly.

Dude you are definitely a bacon head you even smell like bacon !

by Bacon head May 31, 2018

Bacon turds

The experience when you try to poop and are only able to squeeze out a small slither of firm poop.

Dude I just tried to poop but I only squeezed out a couple small bacon turds.

by Shastyboy22 November 9, 2017

Vegan Bacon

Really fucking good. Totally real. Fuck you chris

This vegan bacon is amazing compared to yours

by Veganboy98 May 5, 2018

Bacon Bangs

Hideous, ill-conceived bangs (hair) that resemble the waves and greasiness of bacon.

oh gross, that guy has bacon bangs. what a DOUCHE!

by joerene December 3, 2010