Screw the nut

Glaswegian slang meaning “be careful”, “pay attention” or “stop messing about” depending on the situation. Your “nut” is your head, or your brain, to be more precise!

“Screw the nut, ya dafty!”
…means “stop messing about, you silly person!”

by Terrysuki July 25, 2022

Nut Mutt

A female who is old and wrinkly that will take up any opportunity to enjoy a fat nut to the face after a hard day of blowing truck drivers and smoking multiple packs of eagle 20s

Cathryn is a total nut mutt

by Slippery Sanchez June 22, 2018

Nut-Burglar

A person who steals your cum after you masterbate and fall alseep.

joe: damn dude after I nutted while watching some henti. I noticed there wasent a stain on my sheets.

bob: dude I think the nut-burglar robbed you of your cum

by nutburguler April 4, 2017

sugared nuts

When you leave your semen to dry over your ballsack. It's really quite tasty.

I've seen far too many sugared nuts in my room in the past few weeks

by mousepouch360 July 29, 2016

Quest for the nut

A young man's journey into adulthood, his mission for intercourse.

Dave: Paul's really stalkin that girl, eh?
Luke: He's on his Quest for the nut.

by Sweet Lu22 June 16, 2008

Nut Spatula

A tool used for the separation of a sweaty ball sack from the inner thigh

Man, my balls are stuck to my leg. Any chance you brought your nut spatula?

by DonnyB123 April 10, 2023

Nut privilege

The advantage someone gets when they're regularly getting laid, as opposed to their single friends who are not. It's like a VIP pass to feeling secure and chill in social situations, where there's no pressure to find someone to hook up with. It changes the game so much that those with nut privilege might bail on social gatherings or not bother to put themselves 'out there' because they've got the sexual security blanket at home.

Joe's got serious nut privilege now that he's been with Sam for two years. He used to be down for every party. Now, he's all like, "Nah, I'm good," when his roommates want to throw a Halloween bash. Meanwhile, they're hustling to send invites in the hopes of finding someone to snuggle up with when the party's over.

by professor_of_sociology November 2, 2023