Amberism

Amberism is where you believe that Amber is the one true God. she is perfect. Amber is a beautiful fantastic girl that does NOT shit on a bed. she was born in 208 BC and will forever be in our hearts. Growing up she had one younger brother called Bartholomew, he was three years younger. her parents, James and Mary, died 6 years after she was born. Amber and her brother were then taken to live with their abusive grandparents, Joe and Josette. For years Amber and Bartholomew have beaten the shit out of them until one day Amber had enough. Amber grabbed a knife and stabbed her grandparents and then took her brother and ran. they had to learn hoe to care for themselves all alone in the jungle. eventually Amber came of age and became a stripper to make money. Amber lived a long life as a stripper until her death 88 years later.

"Hey, what's your religion?"
"oh i believe in Amberism"
"yeah cool same!"

by SakuraFilledChūshajō July 5, 2022

Amber

To flake so hard you are years late to a commitment

We waited at the bar but got ambered

by Jack pot February 20, 2022

Ambered

To be fooled by someone so convincingly fake that they seem sincere. Most commonly done through emotional terrorism.

I totally got ambered, she had convinced me that she truly loved me, but was totally fake.

by Mr. Doneskys December 15, 2024

Amberism

Ditzy,blonde type comments

When going shopping for meat and potato pies,turning round and saying "they've not got any meat and potato,do you think potato and meat will do?"
This is a classic "Amberism"

by Hightower69 May 11, 2025

Amber Alert

A method used to notify others when there is a heightened chance of having your partner shit on your side of the bed. Also known as a code brown

"She was eating taco bell and sucking down margaritas all night. I may have to put out an amber alert"

by Slippery_Jim11 April 25, 2022

Ambered

When you mess something up really bad. To shit the bed.

Man she totally Ambered that one.

by Dickolas Cage May 28, 2022

Mega-amber world.

A place where Amber's go when they have Megan as a side kick. It's a place only they understand and laugh about. Only Megan and Amber would get it. Don't even try to understand the deep connection these two friends have. Unbreakable.

"Hey meg, lol remember that time we...."
"Omg yes I do lol it was the best"
" Yup and omg amber we just did it again.."
"Whats that?"
"We totally forgot about everything and everyone else again lol"
"I guess we did. I guess we are in Mega-Amber world...owell"
"Lol"

by Pixieluvdust May 17, 2019