this life no balance at all

Simply means Life ain't fair, That condition wasn't expected.

Tunde: Mings, my girlfriend asked for a break up

Mings: Serious, My guy this life no balance at all.

by SweetMings July 6, 2020

its all gucci

Its basically saying its all good.

Devon- "Was gud ma"
Hadiya- "Its all gucci baby"

by GreyBaby June 15, 2008

Jack of all offs

A man who has mastered all ways of masturbation. Also has the ability to masturbate anywhere at anytime, at will without remorse.

Tim is a Jack of all offs because he can masturbate with anything.

by Sir Bitchin lots December 30, 2010

it's all good in the neighborhood

a way to say that you are doing alright in a different way. this phrase is the best alternative to saying you are alright because it rhymes.

friend 1: Emma, it looks like that hurt. are you ok?
friend 2: yeah, it's all good in the neighborhood

by The juicy juice March 17, 2019

All Head, No Shaft

Analogous to "All Bark, No Bite". A person who is a loud, obnoxious, overly aggressive jackass, but without anything to back up the behavior. It's is like having a thick two-inch dick with a huge head, impressive to the owner but basically useless.

"Look at this feeble dork acting hard and trying to boss everyone around;

He's All Head, No Shaft."

by Tabooky February 4, 2009

All poles no holes

A situation where men out-number women by a large ratio.

Holy shit, that party sucked! It was all poles no holes over there.

by LooseMittens9 August 9, 2013

Abandon All Ships

What happens when Tiesto, Basshunter and Armin Van Buuren ask Cher to join their new band, Emmure.

Actual members are:
Angelo Aita - screams/growls
Martin Broda - clean vocals
Sebastian Cassisi-Nunez - synths & keyboards
Daniel Ciccotelli - lead guitar
Chris Taylor - drums

Hailing from Toronto, currnetly signed to Rise. Music generally consists of auto-tuned choruses, gated/distorted screams, power chords and electronic breakdowns with arpeggiated synth leads. So far they've released 2 albums on Rise: Geeving (2010) and Infamous (2012).

Some good songs IMO: Megawacko 2.1, Take One Last Breath, Less Than Love, American Holocaust, Bro My God

Most people judge Abandon All Ships for their excessive use of auto-tune, "bad" screaming (they'd know) and techno-ish breakdowns, but i personally like their music.

by electrojesus August 23, 2012