poon platoon

a name given to a guy's group of side chicks.

He asked me to be friends with benefits.... more like "will you join my poon platoon?"

by swamarama11 August 1, 2016

poon

a name you can call someone that literally means any kind of insult

omg jessica you’re such a poon

by rad rachael March 2, 2019

birthday poon

Getting laid or having intercourse on one’s birthday

Man I really hope I can get some birthday poon

by crazyfrog2998 February 9, 2019

Poon Chariot

Your friend drives you around in his car while you are performing sexual acts.

Thanks Tyler for the poon chariot.

by Nate from Utah April 22, 2015

poon

To fail the last stream of the popular map, uta on osu! Mainly whilst'd've maintaining a full combo however it does not require one.

that play still would've granted him pp if he didn't Poon even with the miss earlier

by Vetor3x February 26, 2017

Poon-blockage

Tampon

DUDE 1: I tried banging this chick but she had her poon-blockage in.

by blahblahface February 20, 2009

Poon

A really normal person. Possibly the only one

Hey poon you little normal fuck why are you hanging around with such weirdos?

by PJandJ123 February 13, 2021