controller player 74

A big loser who likes to eat penis

Bob:hey did u see controller player 74
Jeff:yeah he’s a loser

by What’s going guys September 13, 2020

Douchey Violin Player

A chad who plays the violin.

Damn what a douchey violin player, he's so full of himself.

by tudeep November 26, 2020

Crying baseball player

A baseball/softball player that was given ecstasy before a game will be a bit more emotional than the Japanese team.

The crying baseball player felt as out of place as the smiling runner.

by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021

Windows Media Player

Windows Media Player is as old as the '90s but no one uses it anymore.
It is best compared to Lemons: everyone knows about 'em, yet no one likes them unironically.

Windows Media Player has been nuked from updates making it slow, hog up RAM, and it cannot play modern formats.
However Microsoft thought it would be better to not only keep WMP but also introduce 2 separate apps rather than just updating Windows Media Player to no suck complete ass.

If someone is using WMP then they are either on a nostalgia trip or are suffering from severe brain damage.
Why not just use VLC or MPC-HC?

Person 1: I use Windows Media Player!
Person 2: Legit shut up.

by LegendaryCadncieJoe June 14, 2023

Windows Media Player

The greatest media player ever created, no media player surpasses its pure awesomeness.

Person 1: I use Windows Media Player.
Person 2: You are the coolest person I have ever met.

by Hellmine Cornish April 7, 2023

Leauge of Legends player

A typically fat no lifer that tends to play genshin impact. Also never touches grass and gets no bitches

Hey, jimmy seems like such a leauge of legends player hes always on his phone and never pulls

by rufidghioreajslooghfougbihdng; December 4, 2022

Non Minecraft player

A stupid idiot who has no friends, no dad, no mother, no parental figure, and NO BITCHES. 0 Bitches. These people better start playing the game or they will be fatherless virgins forever

Man: I’m a non minecraft player
Woman: Fuck you

by Jakapzicuyctdgevev July 13, 2022