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Wanking for coins

Someone that sells their body to make money. AKA a prostitute. Literally masturbating (wanking) someone for money (coins).

Usually a derogative term for when you feel someone will lose their job.
Jimmy: Hey Chad, did you see Daves face when he got taken into the boss' office?
Chad: I'm sure he'll be wanking for coins shortly
by yamiscott September 13, 2016
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Kosovan Wank

A wank performed in the humid environment of a bathroom during a hot shower whilst the other hand is used to insert a finger into the anus.
Person 1: bro I just had a shower. Fucking loved it.

Person 2: another Kosovan wank eh?
Person 1: Hell yeah! I think I have haemorrhoids though…
by AlboWarCriminal March 1, 2023
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Wank Slap

Where you slap yourself during masterbation either by accident or on purpose.
I gave myself a right badass wank slap yesterday.
by Piss Cheeser August 24, 2009
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Ultra wanking

Ultra wanking is where you wank yourself and your astral projection at the same time. Only achievable after you have wanked a Billion times only the truest of Wizards have reached this stage
It doesn't feel the same after anymore, nothing is real and time is irrelevant after you've tried Ultra wanking
by Grand_mage_of_the_7 1/2_Realms October 16, 2019
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Diddle wanking

Do you ever get thirsty and then realized you brushed your teeth but you don’t want water so you get a straw and stick it rlly far down ur throat so it doesn’t touch your teeth?? Well kids that diddle wanking.

A person who does this is a diddle wanker and should be respected.
Person 1: I saw Tysun diddle wanking today

Person 2: oouu what is that
by Diddle wankers January 28, 2019
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Wank breath

When ur breath is so bad it could melt steel.
by Steven Nutterbutter April 3, 2021
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Marine Wank

The act of masturbation in a semi-aquatic territory.

Open to both genders, a marine wank is most commonly (but certainly not exclusively) performed in the bath.
It is reserved for only the most progressive of wankers, the true cream of the crop. Those with a real appetite for their own genetalia.

Other more uncommon places to marine wank include public swimming pools, lidos, paddling pools*, ponds and lakes.

There are unconfirmed tales of people becoming addicted to marine masturbation. It is reported that people have become so desperate, they've been filling up sinks and dipping in their genitalia for a quick fix.

* please be noted that it is considered poor etiquette to marine wank in a paddling pool while children are present. You WILL go to jail, you dirty bastard.
Pal, I'm gagging for a marine wank. I might just dangle my balls in the sink for ease. It's a bit long having to run an entire bath at this time of night.
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by PeadophileJenkins2 May 13, 2016
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