Barbed Vagina

A vagina belonging to only the most wicked of women. This vagina contains barbs inside of it, allowing penetration, but once the penis attempts to pull out, the barbs tear and scratch it.

Kathy's barbed vagina shreds men's penises.

She is such a bitch that she must have a barbed vagina.

by L.T. Evans December 18, 2008

Cotton Vagina

When your vagina gets too dry for sex after smoking weed.

Very similar to "cotton mouth" (lack of saliva) but affects the vag in the same manner.

A) "sorry babe I'm not up for sex at the moment... Cotton vagina problems"

B) I am hesitant having sex after smoking a fatty with my boyfriend... No matter how turned on or stimulated, the vagina refuses to wetten sometimes after a huge smoke sesh. Which sometimes can lead to a rather unfortunate amount of friction

by Highzman October 25, 2012

vagina puff

Were a women puts a cigigarette in there pussy after sexy and smokes it from there vagina.

After i fucked her she vagina puffed.

by asdfg March 6, 2003

Gym Vagina

An imaginary accessory that one brings to the gym when he complains or does not put effort into his exercise.

John stop complaining, I told you to leave your Gym Vagina at home.

by UnleashTheRat March 12, 2010

vagina ketchup

a mixture of blood and semen, commonly found when a male ejaculates into a female while she is on her period

When Sally got off of Harry, she dripped some vagina ketchup.

by MasterBaete March 4, 2008

Vagina Uppercut

When a chick is riding someones face so hard that the person gets a bloody nose.

I gave him a vagina uppercut last night!! There was blood everywhere! It was hot.....

by fthea February 7, 2009

indecisive vagina

Noun: Someone who does not know how to control their vagina/penis.
They don't know what they want and will whore it up until they do.

Wow, that bitch has such an indecisive vagina" or "Wow, that dude has such an indecisive penis; someone needs to get that thing in check

by Sharkeyes November 22, 2010