Is Aemelia cuter than Dylan?

It is unequivocally known that any girl named Aemelia is much cuter/attractive/pretty etc. than any person named Dylan. This is well known and supported by many people throughout the world, as it is obvious.

Person 1: "Hey man, do you wanna play some 2k?"
Person 2: "Pfft, is Aemelia cuter than Dylan?"

by Bruhmovement January 26, 2022

im better than you

a fact

person1: Why'd you do that
person2: because im better than you
person1: that is a fact

by shatrat March 8, 2022

it’s more than 1 way to fuck a sheep

A term used implying something can be done in more ways than 1 . Much like more than 1 way to skin a cat . There are multiple options to get the same results . Try something new or different.

Dude , there’s more than one way to skin a cat .

~why would i skin a cat ?

Good point , well it’s more than 1 way to fuck a sheep.

~just say it’s different options , weirdo

by I’mBoomboombaby April 10, 2022

Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018

I'd rather do this than FUCK.

Sarcasm,,,,self explanatory.

Used when given a task that's,,,, undesirable.

Hey Joe,,,,you have a boatload of fish to clean,,,how do you feel about that ? I'd rather do this than FUCK.

by XLNT Eagle November 16, 2022

7 A's Is Better Than 7 Friends

A Term used by the Illinois Mathematics and Science Academy in 2021 to describe an ongoing controversy that "Having better grades is far more important than having a social relationship with fellow students". This quote from a fellow administrative officer led fellow students to riot on campus, believing that having a social life far outweighs having a few B's on your report card. The following year, IMSA refuted this statement and explained how having 7 friends are far better than having 7 A's, which has now left the message infamous to the Illinois Mathematics and Science Academy.

Uh... I feel so tired and exhausted from school... Well at least 7 A's is better than 7 friends.

by EvanGgggg January 15, 2023

I would rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than

A phrase which is used to emphasise how much the speaker wishes not to do or take part in some activity, used as a response to a suggestion or request.

Comedic value is gained from the over emphasis of how much the person would not like to do said activity.

May have origins in a quote from the popular computer game "The Curse of Monkey Island" released on Windows 9x

Murray: You may call me ‘Murray’! I am a powerful demonic force! I am the harbinger of your doom! And the forces of darkness will applaud me as I stride through the Gates of Hell – carrying your head on a pike!

I would rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than attend a Justin Bieber concert.

by Elthrin November 8, 2013