by softkitty_2013 May 16, 2016
It's a well known fact that before his death, Billy Barty short boned Grace Jones resulting in the conception of Kobe Bryant.
by CoonTastic July 21, 2014
When someone is completely deader than dead. Not like you're dead dead, but like you're DEAD DEAD. No respawn, but dead, straight DEAD like a bag of bones.
by Un Poco March 27, 2019
A raging hard-on of such magnitude that one is willing to risk incarceration in order to allow it to fulfill its destiny. A felonious bone is most often brought on by high school girls.
Mall Security Guard #1: Dude, I have to quit working at the mall.
Mall Security Guard #2: Why man?
Mall security Guard #1: That little bitch at Baskin Robbins makes my balls so tight.
Mall Security Guard #2: I hear ya man. I saw her in the parking lot last night and got such a Felonious Bone that I had to punch myself in the nuts to regain control.
Mall security Guard #1: Ouch!
Mall Security Guard #2: Why man?
Mall security Guard #1: That little bitch at Baskin Robbins makes my balls so tight.
Mall Security Guard #2: I hear ya man. I saw her in the parking lot last night and got such a Felonious Bone that I had to punch myself in the nuts to regain control.
Mall security Guard #1: Ouch!
by moosec May 05, 2009
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