M De-leanardo Taint Tickler

When you're talking a shit in a New York city dive bar and get your balls/taint bit or tikled by a giant NYC RAT.

I was taking a shit and got "M De-leanardo taint tickler" while taking a dump.

by RoyalGun November 22, 2025

Ogre Taint

An extreme case of genital chafing that is supplemented by poor hygiene and extreme physical activity. Side effects include, but are not limited to: swamp ass, excessive smegma, raw gooch, and a burning sensation from the upper thighs to the sphincter.

After a three day camping trip in the woods, Timmy had a severe case of ogre taint.

Christopher was in dire need of a shower in order to scrape the funk off his ogre taint following his five mile run.

by Rainbow socks 1101 October 11, 2015

taint tackel

7''-13'' of hard cock

Cheating wife: Did you see Richards taint tackel?
Daughter: Yeah it's on my forehead right now

by Twinkie -\ (0-0) /- May 2, 2018

Taint Dimple

The male crevice that runs on each side of his taint.

The lubrication ran like a river down his taint dimple.

by CAMPJOY May 8, 2023

Yak taint

The crappy influence of an ex-spouse/partner on your kids.

My daughter’s attitude was fine when she went to her Dad’s for winter break, but she came back with full-on yak taint.

by seemslikeit March 7, 2022

Finger taint

The area between your fingers. (interdigital folds or plica interdigitalis) Term coined by Erin Moore.

The ring irritated my finger taint.

by JohnySpade December 7, 2021

taint wafer

perineal dandruff

I use Head and Shoulders on my chode because I have a bad case of taint wafer.

by Hlalakar May 14, 2020