I'm cooked

Another way of saying "I'm done for" or "I'm screwed". Usually something said by someone who believes they are unlovable

"No one wants me, I'm cooked"

by WeirdAlLover February 26, 2024

im cooked

Your done for , tired of explaining yourself , exhausted , your doomed out

“ he cheated on me again “ , im cooked .

“ nobody understands me “ , im cooked .

by theylovemeidkwhy April 04, 2024

I'm Cooked

I'm high as fuck.

Guy: Bro you just hit fucking 10 blinkers, you good?
Guy2: Nah, I'm cooked rn

by The Real G; December 06, 2023

Jack Cook

The one.

Jack Cook sorted me some fire ketamine

by the ones son May 25, 2024

You know, like Cook

When you’re about to have intercourse but change your mind mid way through and the other person is completely cool about it because they understand the concept of consent

- We were about to do it but I changed my mind and they were ok with it; you know, like Cook

-From skins?
-Yeah, him

by YourStepSister April 03, 2020

Southern Cooking

Cunnilingus

On this week's episode of "Single Ladies" (VH1), Val breaks up with a potential boyfriend because, although he'll participate in fellatio, he draws the line at cunnilingus ("I'm not going down there..."). When she relates her experience back at her dress shop, Keisha or April asks why she broke it off. "He doesn't like Southern Cooking", replies Val.
Might have been a double entendre, but in the context in which it occurred....

by KastleKeeper June 14, 2011

Cooked your bacon

One who catches an STD or infection of the genitals. Originated in Yakima Valley 509.

Is that the girl who cooked your bacon???

by Panda Crew May 03, 2009