lil timmy tim

lil timmy tim is a renowned 19th century french american poet, musician, philosopher, and statistician. some would describe him as a statistical wonder, a statistical gem. his probability of being on TV is 1000 billion %. sources say he is 2 inches proud. his most well known work is "statistics" and his rendition of "roman's revenge" by current united states president onika maraj.

one of lil timmy tim's most famous quotes, which is commonly believed to be incredibly relevant to today's society, is "statistics, yup, yup. statistics, yup, yup. ms. lawton! ms lawton!"

lil timmy tim by cevansbitch June 7, 2020

Average Tim 

(Similar to the term "Average Joe" but different in meaning.)
Someone who appears to be normal or average but has very unusual fetishes and secrets.

"Average Tim" over there looks pretty plain but the other night he was sucking a black dildo covered in pop rocks with the words "cock boy" and "knob gobbler" written on his chest while 15 people watched.

Average Tim by Brian Monohan September 27, 2006

come on, Tim

(British)

A phrase used to express support for someone who, having started out well, is inevitably losing at a game/activity.

Originally used by forlorn British supporters of Tim Henman, a notorious tennis semi-finalist.

Harry (to Mark, a valiant but unwieldy semi-pro boxer): "Come on, Tim!"
John: "Man, no need to rub salt in his wounds."

come on, Tim by wiffwaff November 29, 2011

big tim jenny

The most powerful principle of the year to walk this earth. His mighty rule reins over Dolgeville high school as he body slams all Juuling students on the pavement. No mere mortal can oppose Tim. He was once quoted saying “this mortal body is so limiting”

Big Tim Jenny caught me vaping and gave me a WWE body slam

big tim jenny by Howard Potts May 8, 2019

Asian Tim 

1. When somebody does not know if they are counted as Asian or not.

2. Or, a confused Pacific Islander.

1. This guy's from the Philippines, he's a total Asian Tim.

2. Asian Tims are native to places like Polynesia and Micronesia.

Asian Tim by thatonegirls96 April 15, 2011

splat tim 

He does it! A meme created that was once a stock inkling (from splatoon) for the splatfest, who was misshapen and named Tim.

Honey! What's a splat Tim?! *insert 9/11 flashbacks in son's mind*

splat tim by KFTaco May 12, 2016

Lil Timmy Tim

the immaculate alter ego of timothee chalamet in his high school years

Sara: I think I like Lil Timmy Tim more than Timothee himself.
Lara: Statistics, yup.

Lil Timmy Tim by timmyswife May 11, 2020