Nut Puppets

When your girlfriend bites a hole in your nutsack and your nuts fall though, hanging only by your nutcords and your girlfriend sucks on your bare nuts.

hey - why don't we give nut puppets a try

by WindyWindsock September 21, 2017

nut gang

people who are wanted by 50 states. we are in the gulag.. send help

shit! CALL THE COPS ITS NUT GANG!

by r1teist June 8, 2022

Nut stackin

Holding in your nut for extended period of time

Damn Andrew that was a big nut, were you nut stackin?

by Manunitedfan44 October 3, 2021

un-nut

When something is so foul that you are forced to take back your nut.

Did you see Brenda’s hair today? So gross I’m un-nutting right now.

by Mythical toaster September 25, 2018

YA NUT

Used at the end of a sentence that is usually making fun of the listener or when sarcastically stating the obvious.

Derived from ya dig.

"Dude, your shirt is fucking stupid, YA NUT."
"Don't even talk, your shit is wack, YA NUT."
"YEAH MAN, MY CAT USES THE LITTER BOX, YA NUT."
"Your game's weak, mine's the best, YA NUT."

by DJ Cire March 26, 2010

Strawberry Nut

The act of punching a hooker in the nose before nutting on her face.

Hey man I gave this hooker a strawberry nut and she didn't even see it coming!

by CookiesLookKiller November 22, 2014

broke a nut

Noun

When you bust a nut so hard your balls now hurt

I jus went for a quick nap and I busted so hard I think I broke a nut

by Bubbanator June 5, 2018