geek

Someone who does not enjoy being outside and would rather spend their time reading comics and playing video games. Not to be confused with nerds, not all geeks are smart. Some can be dumb and or average. Most geeks have a very big knowledge base of fiction.

Geek 1: Oh my god did you hear they're turning Captain America into a Hydra agent?
Geek 2: Yeah *pursues to rant on how Marvel is basically running out of ideas*

by GeneralMars 98 March 19, 2017

geeks night

A tweakers unit of measure. Used to give an unsure estimate for the amount of time it takes a tweaker to accomplish something. It could be 1 minute, 1 hour, 1 day, 1 week, etc.

Q:How long will it take you to change that tire?
A: I'd say it'll probably take about a geeks night.

by anonymous February 2, 2021

Geek

I wrote an article discussing how to define geek: www.geekwishlists.com/geekdefinition

When I was growing up I used to geek out over Star Wars.

by MasterNiko February 7, 2018

Geeking Maximus

When you are at the point where you feel that you are the highest you ever been in your life.

Yesterday I took 5 blinkers and I was Geeking Maximus.

by FortniteKing117 June 11, 2024

Geek chic

Basically a hipster but the pretense is not directed towards single-origin coffee or obscure music, but towards "geeky" shit. A lot of the promoters of this stem from corporate cynicism that is thinly disguised by using attractive front-runners like Felicia Day and moderately annoying douchebags like Wil Wheaton. You can tell because geek chic is all these people are - it's a brand and they are wearing it to market it to you. Typically these people have nothing interesting about them at all, but will nevertheless try to force you to think they are cool or interesting by how many tabletop board games, RPGs, and Magic the Gathering cards they have.

They told us "nerd blackface" wasn't okay to say anymore so they re-branded it as geek chic.

by OneRedFox October 22, 2019

Geek Drunk

Also known as geek wasted. Getting geek drunk is the act of losing all self control and/or inhibitions when around new technologies.

Being so in awe of some new gadget or technology that you have a hard time bringing coherent thoughts out to be discussed. In actuality you are reduced to a drooling, babbling idiot. Therefore you are Geek Drunk or Geek Wasted.

by sbinkerd1 August 26, 2013

Geek

The person who's reading it rn

You're a geek

by memeduhface April 24, 2019