When the Diamond Princess at one time—on day nine after the 3,700-odd passengers and crew started their two-week quarantine—became the world’s hot spot, when it had more corona cases than every nation except China.
How many billion dollars would the cruise sector be losing worldwide, and how many million jobs in the global tourism industry would be lost, since Covid-🚢 came to the world attention, when most countries refused to let the passengers disembark?
by Covido November 9, 2020

The hypothesis that zombies may be carriers of the coronavirus, which prompted the authorities to lock all cemetery gates or to have security guards patrolling the area at the request of superstitious folks to prevent these walking dead from infecting the general population.
Because the infection and mortality rates of residents living near cemeteries are above those from other neighborhoods, authorities don’t want to take any chances what if those infections and deaths were really due to Covid-🧟 ♂️.
by Covido November 16, 2020

When Covid-19 quarantines and lockdowns stirred the hearts of tens of thousands of people worldwide to start writing letters to their long-lost friends, hoping that the one address they still have would somehow reach their recipients, as they reminisced the old good days of their friendship—when a pandemic refocuses their thoughts and priorities of what is really important in life.
Covid-19 has ironically brought about many good memories in millions of people, and one of them is to be infected with Covid-📝.
by Covido December 14, 2020

Covid belt; the Southeast United States, the place that disregards human live in a pandemic so they can have a "strong" economy
Joe- "These stupid ass yeehaws can't even handle a pandemic and have blatant disregard for human life. No wonder people are fleeing the covid belt"
Yeehaw person- **dies**
Yeehaw person- **dies**
by Iwanttodie17 October 19, 2020

by Leroy87 April 9, 2020

A way of sharing a joint. Filters are placed at both ends of a cigarette roller and weed is placed between them. After the joint is rolled, it is cut into half to make two mini joints called a "Covini"
Hey man I don't pass joints around anymore. I just use a covid cut to make two covinis to pass out to friends.
by maninvan December 27, 2020

by 163682 April 17, 2021
