Brooke Holsten is the most amazing friend you could have, shes funny, smart, amazing, gorgeus and more!
by Georgina sparkss November 5, 2020
Get the Brooke Holstenmug. A smelly fat ugly mother fucking Mario genderbend forskin looking ass mother fucking market share prices rose bitch fucking mother fucking ass dr. Panda Express mother fucking look ass bitch that deserves to fucking die. 🤒
Person 1: I beat up Brooke that smelly fat fucking bitch 🥴🥴
Person 2: I hope she fucking dies her hair gel smells like cum 😍
Person 2: I hope she fucking dies her hair gel smells like cum 😍
by Endermayne 🥴💅 February 20, 2022
Get the Brookemug. To rise immediately following dinner and use the restroom so as to get out of helping with the dishes.
Following a delicious dinner the boy decided to pull a brooks, leaving the dishes for everyone else to wash.
by Pastor G November 22, 2019
Get the Pull a Brooksmug. by shaythegay999 May 11, 2022
Get the brookemug. Brooks is a fat fuck Who is extremely afraid of getting a gym membership and having salad.
Over weighted af and got suspended twice bc of homophobic act
Over weighted af and got suspended twice bc of homophobic act
by Brooks25345 September 3, 2022
Get the Brooksmug. A complete and utter unit of a human being. This man will steal your girl in a heartbeat. He spends his time meditating underwater while listening to Taylor Swift's album Red. His penis is so small that you must get a microscopic magnifying glass to look through under a microscope. Although he is a unit, he is worthless as a mate because you will never find his penis. Manages to get friend zoned by every female specimen he comes into contact with. ESPECIALLY church girls.
by HoffDaddyWeaverBeaver March 2, 2020
Get the Brooksmug. (of a person) “Brooked" is a term that denotes the condition of being profoundly enamored with a woman whose influence is detrimental to every facet of an individual's life. Characterized by a tumultuous and destructive relationship dynamic, being brooked encapsulates a range of harmful behaviors exhibited by the partner, including infidelity, deceit, gaslighting, and instigation of physical confrontations. These confrontations can escalate to the point of involving the partner's family, leading to severe physical injuries and further emotional turmoil. Furthermore, the term encapsulates the paradox of receiving verbal affirmations of love and fidelity from the partner, which starkly contradicts their actions, including blatant disrespect and unfaithfulness. The repercussions of being brooked are profound and multifaceted, encompassing significant weight loss, insomnia, career derailment, social isolation, and the eventual loss of personal and financial stability. The term underscores the paradoxical nature of staying committed to a relationship that is unequivocally harmful, highlighting the complex dynamics of love, loyalty, and self-destruction.
“What happened to John? I haven't seen him lately." "I saw him the other day, and he's brooking it hard. He lost his job and thirty-five pounds."
"She warned him about getting involved with Dana, afraid he'd end up brooked like so many others before him.“
"After realizing how brooked he was, Mike finally decided to seek help and rebuild his life."
"He's brooked out of the game ever since he met Jennifer; it's like he lost all sense of direction in life.“
"She warned him about getting involved with Dana, afraid he'd end up brooked like so many others before him.“
"After realizing how brooked he was, Mike finally decided to seek help and rebuild his life."
"He's brooked out of the game ever since he met Jennifer; it's like he lost all sense of direction in life.“
by JD Macillitcutti February 13, 2024
Get the Brookedmug.